Thursday, April 25, 2013

SRC 005: Cherry Bomb (2011)

(Kate and I had so much fun when we first flushed this mess back in February that we felt it deserved a second flushing in the proper show format along with Kris and special guest Kingsley Crabtree.  Enjoy this now super sized cinematic turd! - Honor)

No cinematic bowl would be complete without at least one turd with the word "cherry" in the title, and boy did we find a floater here!

Friday, April 19, 2013

SRC 018: A Thousand Cuts (2012)

If your idea of entertainment is watching a character's story arc go from complete asshole to complete pussy in the space of 77 minutes, this might be the cinematic turd for you.

Monday, April 15, 2013

SRC 017: Blood Ties (2009)

If you ever wanted to see a regional theater version of the Scooby Doo gang do a guest spot on  the most violent CSI episode ever, this might be the cinematic turd for you.

Friday, April 5, 2013

SRC 016: Hooking Up (2009)

No film will bring out your inner pedophile faster than when you realize the title of this cinematic turd refers to underage teens having sex (or trying to) with grown adults.