Thursday, September 29, 2016

SRC 130: The Happening (2008)


When your eco-thriller film plays more like a PSA on the dangers of upsetting plant life than it does a disturbing morality tale, you know you've tree farted your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 22, 2016

SRC 129: Getaway (2013)


When your crime drama plays more like a 90 minute car commercial than it does a thrilling chase film, you know you've tire squealed your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 15, 2016

SRC 128: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)


When your action figure film plays more like an ADD CGI demo reel for a visual arts school than it does a pulse pounding adventure, you know you've knowing is half the battle-d your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 8, 2016

SRC 127: 90 Minutes In Heaven (2015)


When your spiritual film plays more like a cereal box checklist of ingredients about Heaven than it does an actual uplifting cinematic experience, you know you've pornstached your way into the Restroom...

Thursday, September 1, 2016

SRC 126: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)



When your crappy videogame horror film plays more like the crappy videogame version you'd rent at Blockbuster on a Saturday night when everything else was already gone than it does a disturbing frightfest, you know you've low scored your way into the Restroom...