When your crappy videogame horror film plays more like the crappy videogame version you'd rent at Blockbuster on a Saturday night when everything else was already gone than it does a disturbing frightfest, you know you've low scored your way into the Restroom...
SILENT HILL: REVELATION deals with a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) who discovers she's one half of an evil entity (also Clemens) and must journey to the ghetto town of Silent Hill to save her father (Sean Bean) before he dies a typical Sean Bean death. What follows are a lot of lame CGI 3D effects, lack of and decent scares, and one scene performances from well known actors who should know better.
This reset button mess is available for streaming on Amazon, VUDU, and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this low level turd for us to play and dig out your copy of Super Mario Bros instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, SILENT HILL: REVELATION 3D...
