Thursday, February 21, 2013

SRC Stall #10: Bachelor Party In The Bungalow Of The Damned (2008)

You'd think with an insanely long title and a hot chick on your poster art you'd have the makings of a fun little horror flick, but think again.  This cinematic turdlet comes with a BIG stink.

Monday, February 18, 2013

SRC Stall #9: Dream Warrior (2003)

When the trailer for your crappy film actually makes more sense than the film itself, you know you'll eventually end up in the Soiled Restroom Cinema.

SRC Stall #8: Bigfoot (2012)

When the scariest thing about Bigfoot in a film is either a horrendous looking CGI wire frame of the creature or two former child stars way past their prime (and talent) you know you're in trouble.

SRC 006: Titanic II (2010)

When your low budget ocean liner disaster flick picks the most obvious title ever, yet fails to deliver Leo, Kate, or even Celine Dion, you know you've iceberged your way in the Restroom...

SRC 004: 12/12/12 (2012)

When your low budget, son of Satan film couldn't afford to have the little bastard born into the upper class families from either THE OMEN or ROSEMARY'S BABY, you know you've c-sectioned your way into the Restroom...

SRC 003: Hell's Labyrinth (2007)

When your descent in to Hell amounts to nothing more than running around a bunch of green screen sets, you know you've low budgeted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 002: The Haunting Of Whaley House (2012)

When a fun trip through a haunted house instead turns into an exercise in rampant stupidity from a really dumb group of ghost hunters, you know you've ghostbusted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 001: Dark Nemesis (2011)

When a cinematic turd features so much green screen that it actually creates motion sickness, you know you've found you way into the Soiled Restroom Cinema.