Monday, February 18, 2013

SRC 003: Hell's Labyrinth (2007)

When your descent in to Hell amounts to nothing more than running around a bunch of green screen sets, you know you've low budgeted your way into the Restroom...

HELL'S LABYRINTH (aka CARNIVOROUS) deals with yet another group of nondescript actors stumbling across a green screen in search of a story.  Writer/director Drew Maxwell of DARK NEMESIS fame (Episode 001) returns with his full cinematic bag of tricks, including:

  • 90% green screen sets
  • Poorly animated CGI creatures
  • Lots of running!
  • Lack of comprehensible story (or ANY story, for that matter)
  • Feisty heroines who wield bladed weapons in skintight outfits.

The film is available for streaming on Amazon Instant Video and YouTube, but as always, you might want to leave this Satanic green screen nightmare to us and find yourself another highway to hell.

Special guests this time out are C-Mart and Biff Tannen, from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.  Only Evil Geeks can handle a film this bad.  You can follow them on Twitter @evilgeeks.

Current Cinematic Flusher Congo Rilla also joins in the flushing in her very first visit on SRC.

Sit back now and give a listen as Honor & Kate flush you down the cinematic bowl with HELL'S LABYRINTH...