Thursday, June 27, 2013

SRC 026: Eyeborgs (2009)

If you've been clamoring to see Machete (Danny Trejo) take on a bunch of boring, CGI robots, your wish has been granted here in the Restroom with this cinematic turd...

Friday, June 21, 2013

SRC 025: Feeding Grounds (2006)

When monster dookie becomes the most important element of your otherwise monsterless flick, you know it'll end up here in the Restroom...

Friday, June 14, 2013

SRC 024: A Haunting In Salem (2011)

When the haunted house on the above poster doesn't match the one featured in the film, you know you're going to eventually end up here in the Restroom...

Sunday, June 9, 2013

SRC 2nd Flush #1: The Kingsley Files

We don't always hit it out of the soiled restroom with every show, ya know.  Even seasoned cinematic flushers like ourselves are subject to the occasional flubbed line or technical screw up, or in our case, MANY flubbed lines and technical screw ups.  Time now to take a second dip into the cinematic bowl with 2nd Flush...

Thursday, June 6, 2013

SRC 023: 3 Musketeers (2011)

When you take a highly acclaimed classic novel and dumb it down into a cheap, modern day spy thriller, this turd is what you end up with...

Friday, May 24, 2013

SRC 022: Zombie Apocalypse: Redemption (2011)

When you take all the mistakes you made on your first feature film, then amplify those mistakes with a larger budget on your next feature film, you end up with this cinematic turd.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

SRC 021: Cross (2011)

If you've ever wondered what a comic book movie would look like featuring only B, C, and D list actors, wonder no more...

Thursday, May 9, 2013

SRC 020: Cornered! (2009)

If you've ever wondered just when actor Steve Guttenberg washed his entire career up onto the shores of embarrassment, this cinematic turd may very well be it...

Thursday, May 2, 2013

SRC 019: Zombie Apocalypse (2010)

When your entire film looks like it was shot over spring break at a community college somewhere in Michigan, it might be time to reconsider some career choices...

Thursday, April 25, 2013

SRC 005: Cherry Bomb (2011)

(Kate and I had so much fun when we first flushed this mess back in February that we felt it deserved a second flushing in the proper show format along with Kris and special guest Kingsley Crabtree.  Enjoy this now super sized cinematic turd! - Honor)

No cinematic bowl would be complete without at least one turd with the word "cherry" in the title, and boy did we find a floater here!

Friday, April 19, 2013

SRC 018: A Thousand Cuts (2012)

If your idea of entertainment is watching a character's story arc go from complete asshole to complete pussy in the space of 77 minutes, this might be the cinematic turd for you.

Monday, April 15, 2013

SRC 017: Blood Ties (2009)

If you ever wanted to see a regional theater version of the Scooby Doo gang do a guest spot on  the most violent CSI episode ever, this might be the cinematic turd for you.

Friday, April 5, 2013

SRC 016: Hooking Up (2009)

No film will bring out your inner pedophile faster than when you realize the title of this cinematic turd refers to underage teens having sex (or trying to) with grown adults.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Thursday, March 21, 2013

SRC Stall #14: Total Retribution (2011)

If you've ever wondered how a group of filmmakers could so completely flush away a $1.5 million budget, wonder no more.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

SRC Stall #13: Hansel & Gretel: Warriors Of Witchcraft (2013)

Hollywood BS comes in many forms, such as deceptive poster art that tries to cover up a huge cinematic turd like this one.

Monday, March 11, 2013

SRC Stall #12: Sand Sharks (2011)

If you think the above poster art might indicate a fun, B movies send up of the film Jaws, you'd better think again.  We're in the Soiled Restroom Cinema, after all.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

SRC Stall #11: Berserker: Hell's Warrior (2004)

If you've ever wondered what Highlander would have been like with a bunch of Vikings and vampires, we may have just the film for you.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

SRC Stall #10: Bachelor Party In The Bungalow Of The Damned (2008)

You'd think with an insanely long title and a hot chick on your poster art you'd have the makings of a fun little horror flick, but think again.  This cinematic turdlet comes with a BIG stink.

Monday, February 18, 2013

SRC Stall #9: Dream Warrior (2003)

When the trailer for your crappy film actually makes more sense than the film itself, you know you'll eventually end up in the Soiled Restroom Cinema.

SRC Stall #8: Bigfoot (2012)

When the scariest thing about Bigfoot in a film is either a horrendous looking CGI wire frame of the creature or two former child stars way past their prime (and talent) you know you're in trouble.

SRC 006: Titanic II (2010)

When your low budget ocean liner disaster flick picks the most obvious title ever, yet fails to deliver Leo, Kate, or even Celine Dion, you know you've iceberged your way in the Restroom...

SRC 004: 12/12/12 (2012)

When your low budget, son of Satan film couldn't afford to have the little bastard born into the upper class families from either THE OMEN or ROSEMARY'S BABY, you know you've c-sectioned your way into the Restroom...

SRC 003: Hell's Labyrinth (2007)

When your descent in to Hell amounts to nothing more than running around a bunch of green screen sets, you know you've low budgeted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 002: The Haunting Of Whaley House (2012)

When a fun trip through a haunted house instead turns into an exercise in rampant stupidity from a really dumb group of ghost hunters, you know you've ghostbusted your way into the Restroom...

SRC 001: Dark Nemesis (2011)

When a cinematic turd features so much green screen that it actually creates motion sickness, you know you've found you way into the Soiled Restroom Cinema.