Thursday, May 9, 2013

SRC 020: Cornered! (2009)

If you've ever wondered just when actor Steve Guttenberg washed his entire career up onto the shores of embarrassment, this cinematic turd may very well be it...

Cornered! deals with five instantly forgettable stereotypes who find themselves terrorized in a convenience store by a masked killer.  If you can't figure out who the killer is just by reading the cast list, you're definitely not watching enough movies, which means you're either a) living in a 'cocoon', or b) enrolled in the 'police academy.'  Nuff said?

This masterpiece of dookie is available right now for streaming on Netflix, or for purchase on Amazon if your REALLY must complete your Steve Guttenberg collection.  Seriously, though?  You don't.  Just listen to us.

Our special guest this time out is Peter Story, who appears as Donny in this cinematic turd.  Story has appeared in various TV fare, including Without a Trace, CSI, and Ugly Betty.  After watching this mess, it seems like he peaked early in his career.

Sit back now and give a listen as Honor, Kate, & Kris flush you down the cinematic bowl with Cornered!...