Sand Sharks deals with a bunch of barely onscreen, crappy prehistoric CGI sharks that apparently can swim in the sand as they terrorize the residents of Catalina Island. Combine that with the stellar acting skills of D list stars like Corin Nemec and busty Brooke Hogan and you have the makings of one giant cinematic turd.
This mess is available for streaming right now over at Netflix, but as always, you're safer just listening to the cinematic viewing professionals in this podcast.
Our special guest in the Restroom is Maria Olsen, a quadruple threat in the industry as an actor, writer, producer, and director. Whew! She has appeared in such mainstream fare as Paranormal Activity 3, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, and Fox's American Horror Story. Fortunately she does not appear in this cinematic turd.