Thursday, March 7, 2013
SRC Stall #11: Berserker: Hell's Warrior (2004)
If you've ever wondered what Highlander would have been like with a bunch of Vikings and vampires, we may have just the film for you.
Berserker: Hell's Warrior deals with the bat shit crazy premise of two rival Viking brothers (Paul Johansson and Craig Sheffer) who are victims of a curse by a vengeful witch (the ever nude Kari Wuhrer), and must be reincarnated throughout time as vampires. Everybody got that?
This film sucks so bad we couldn't even find a trailer for it, but here's a music video some basement dweller put together showcasing the aforementioned nude Wuhrer:
This turd is available for streaming right now on both Netflix and Amazon Prime. As always, you're best off listening to us properly flush it.
Our special guest in the Restroom is Johannesburg based veteran actor Nick Boraine, who appears as Clifford in the above cinematic turd. Boraine has appeared in such mainstream fare as District 9 and NBC's short lived series, The Philanthropist. He's also part of the Global Arts Corps that uses the Arts to stimulate and encourage conflict resolution by using theater performances as catalyst for dialogue.
Sit back now and give a listen as Honor, Kate & Kris flush you down the cinematic bowl with Berserker: Hell's Warrior...