Thursday, March 14, 2013

SRC Stall #13: Hansel & Gretel: Warriors Of Witchcraft (2013)

Hollywood BS comes in many forms, such as deceptive poster art that tries to cover up a huge cinematic turd like this one.

Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft deals with two siblings sporting porn star names (Fivel and Boo Boo Stewart) who uncover a coven of witches at a private boarding school.  Hogwarts this is NOT.  Throw in a bunch of repeating stock shots and a heavily medicated Eric Roberts for added value and you have the makings of, well...something.

This masterpiece is currently available for streaming right now on Netflix, or if you feel like pissing a few bucks away, you can also find it on Amazon Instant Video.

Sit back now and give a listen as Honor, Kate & Kris flush you down the cinematic bowl with Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft...