Thursday, March 21, 2013

SRC Stall #14: Total Retribution (2011)

If you've ever wondered how a group of filmmakers could so completely flush away a $1.5 million budget, wonder no more.

Total Retribution (aka Earth Killer) is one of those cinematic turds where you have no idea what's going on for most of its running time.  There's a nude cyborg, a space station, and lots of CGI blood.  What's missing here is a coherent plot. 

This masterpiece is available for streaming right now over at Netflix, but you're MUCH better off just listening to our podcast, where you're in safe hands with our certified cinematic flushers.

Our special guest this time out is Thomas Rowen, who plays Tennyson in the above cinematic turd.  Rowen is a veteran of both stage and screen, having appeared in such forgettable films as Battle: New York, Day 2, Clonehunter, and Android Insurrection.  Hopefully we won't have to flush those as well.

Sit back now and give a listen as Honor, Kate & Kris flush you down the cinematic bowl with Total Retribution...