Wednesday, January 21, 2015

SRC 058: Mercenaries (2014)

When your all female low budget action film turns out to be just as boring (and implausible) as the low budget males ones, you know you've Oranged Is The New Black way into the Restroom...

MERCENARIES deals with a bunch of female convicts (Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, etc.) hired by the CIA to rescue the President's daughter from frequent rehab stinter Brigitte Nielsen, who's holding her captive in some not so remote area of southern California.

This boring, ovaries action mess is currently available for streaming on Netflix and Amazon Instant Video, but as always, you're better off leaving this PMS nightmare to us and finding safe haven in a manly, circle jerk action flick elsewhere.

Our special guest in the Restroom this time out is actor/screenwriter Edward DeRuiter.  Aside from writing MERCENARIES, DeRuiter's credits also include direct to video fare like 2 HEADED SHARK, and the previously flushed modern day action take of, 3 MUSKETEERS (Episode 23).  His acting work includes 3 MUSKETEERS and MERCENARIES, where he appears as the character of Vez.  You can follow him on Twitter @edwardderuiter.

Sit back now and give a listen as Nat, Rilla, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, MERCENARIES...