Friday, June 19, 2015

SRC 073: Mr. Jones (2013)


When your low budget POV horror film looks like it was edited by someone on a bad LSD trip, you know you've hallucinated your way into the Restroom...

MR. JONES deals with two complete idiots (Jon Foster, Sarah Jones) who shack up in a cabin the the woods (not that cabin) only to discover a local shaman living nearby who protects the nightmare world from us by making art shop scarecrows out of twigs.



This confusing mess is available for streaming on Netflix and VUDU, but as always, you're better off leaving leaving the Blair Witch shaky cam to us and finding something more coherent in which to make your twig scarecrows.

Sit back now and give a listen as Nat, Rilla, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, MR. JONES...