When your supposed romantic comedy comes off as more of a narcissistic rant from a whining woman who just needs to shut her mouth and find a good yoga class, you know you've lipo-ed your way into the Restroom...
MUFFIN TOP: A LOVE STORY deals with a middle aged woman (the insufferable Cathryn Michon) who undergoes a mid life crisis when her husband dumps her for a younger, thinner, and prettier model. She then tortures us for the rest of the unfunny running time by going on about her beer gut instead of having a salad and doing some ab work.
This bloated mess is available for streaming on Netflix, VUDU, and Amazon Prime, but as always, you're better off eating your cheesecake somewhere else and leaving the singing muffin top to us.
Sit back now as Nat, Griffin, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, MUFFIN TOP: A LOVE STORY...