Thursday, October 20, 2016

SRC 133: House Of The Dead (2003)

SCARY TURDS month continues!  When your videogame horror film plays more like a bad season of THE WALKING DEAD than it does a comprehensible adaption of its source material, you know you've SEGA-ed your way into the Restroom...

HOUSE OF THE DEAD deals with a group of Seattle party goers on their way to a videogame sponsored rave on a remote island who find out their party has been crashed its undead inhabitants.  What follow are 90 minutes of gratuitous nudity, low budget makeup effects, videogame quality acting, and actor Jurgen Prochnow essentially doing half hearted retread of his DAS BOOT character.

This quarter eating videogame turd is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off hitting reset on this zombie shooter and go watch the RESIDENT EVIL series again instead.

Our special guests this time out Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, hosts of the Low Score show on YouTube, who previously assisted with the flushing of SILENT HILL: REVELATION back in SRC 126.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do here in the Restroom.  Check them out!

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, HOUSE OF THE DEAD...