Thursday, November 10, 2016

SRC 136: Zombie Hunter (2013)

When your low budget zombie film plays more like a tax write off for actor Danny Trejo than it does a grindhouse styled gorefest, you know you've machete-d your way into the Restroom...

ZOMBIE HUNTER deals with a lone warrior (Martin Copping) meeting up with a group of zombie apocalypse survivors led by a barely there Danny Trejo, then fighting for survival for the remainder of the running time.  What follows are 90 minutes of bad CGI effects, endless narration, community theater acting, and stripper pole dancing.

This walking zombie turd is available for streaming on YouTube and VUDU, but as always, you're better off leaving this endless exposition undead dump to us and go watch MACHETE again.

Out special guest this time out is actress Jade Regier, who plays the role of Fast Lane Debbie in the film.  Regier has modeled for various magazines, including Playboy and Muscle Mustang, appeared at car and comic conventions, and is a free style exotic dancer and professional pole dancer.

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, ZOMBIE HUNTER...