Thursday, November 23, 2017

SRC 185: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Happy Turkey Day!  When your action/comedy plays more like a bad case of food poisoning in a Mexican prison than it does a lighthearted holiday romp, you know you've cranberry-ed your way into the Restroom...

PAUL BLART: MALL COP deals with an overweight security guard (Kevin James) who gets a shot a glory when finds himself trapped inside a mall during a robbery on Black Friday.  What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, unfunny physical gags, parkour robbers, radios station soundtrack, and actress Jayma Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint.

This bloated mess is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this cinematic Turkey Day leftover to us and go watch PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES again instead.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Polton, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, PAUL BLART: MALL COP...