When your superhero sequel plays more like a boring Saturday morning cartoon than it does a thrilling adventure, you know you've, it's clobberin' time-d your way into the Restroom...
FANTASTIC 4: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER deals with the quartet of cosmic ray heroes as they encounter a mysterious silver alien entity (Laurence Fishburne) who's a harbinger for a planet eating space cloud called Galactus. What follows are 92 minutes of horrendous CGI effects, bad practical makeup, boring action sequences, and actress Jessica Alba decked out like a living sex doll.
This superhero misfire is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving the stretchy CGI to us and go watch GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY again instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Anger, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, FANTASTIC 4: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER...
