Thursday, June 14, 2018

SRC 200: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

When your action/fantasy fairy tale adaption plays more like cosplay night at a local dive bar than it does an offbeat adventure, you know you've I'll get you my pretties-ed your way into the Restroom...

HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS deals with the fabled siblings (Jeremy Renner, Gemma Artreton) as witch hunting adults who encounter a grand witch (Famke Janssen) that holds a dark secret to their past.  What follows are 88 minutes of EVIL DEAD makeup effects, reality show swearing, blunt trauma fight sequences, and Janssen unleashing her inner, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?

This flying broom turd is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this double, double, toil and turd to us and go watch THE WITCHES again instead. 

Our special guest is veteran actress Maria Olsen, whose prolific filmography includes PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, AMERICAN HORROR STORY, and ROB ZOMBIE'S LORDS OF SALEM. 

You can find Maria's Cat Creations apparel that was mentioned on the show HERE.

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Anger, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS...