If your film features so much nudity that you feel like you're working at an OB/GYN instead of a strip club, you know you've stumbled into the Restroom...
NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS deals with one almost always nude loco nun who takes vengeance on a Mexican motorcycle gang who got her and her nun girlfriend hopped up on the H. Sounds like a fun ride, but after witnessing three rapings, one castration, and plenty of untrimmed pubic hair, the novelty wears off quickly. Director Joseph Guzman channels his inner Robert Rodriguez so much you'd swear they were gay lovers.
This un-titillating Catholic church recruitment mess is available for streaming on Netflix, VUDU, and Amazon Instant Video, but as always you're better off skipping this naked confession and leaving the cinematic penance to us.
Sit back now and give a listen as Nat, Rilla, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS...
