When your sprawling, epic fantasy resembles more of a travelogue for a country on your bucket list, you know you've Tolkien-ed your way into the Restroom...
CURSE OF THE DRAGON SLAYER deals with three generic D&D playing pieces as they travel across half of mystical Utah in an effort to stop an evil ritual that would release a low budget CGI Balrog into the world.
This fantasy snoozer is currently available for streaming on Netflix and YouTube, but as always, you're better off giving your Hobbit feet a rest and let us don the fake elf ears.
Sit back now and give a listen as Nat, Rilla, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, CURSE OF THE DRAGONSLAYER...
