Thursday, February 9, 2017

SRC 146: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)


When your stripper thriller plays more like a horror version of the Blue Man Group than it does an edge of your seat whodunit, you know you've pole danced your way into the Restroom...

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME deals with a college student (Lindsay Lohan) who gets abducted by a serial killer and is left for dead without her right hand and lower leg.  Upon waking in the hospital, she believes she's a stripper name Dakota Moss (laughing yet?) and sets out to unravel the mystery of her abduction.  What follows are 105 minutes of bad dancing, confusing editing, robotic appendages, Lohan being Lohan, and a serial killer better suited for a Wayans brothers comedy.



This double vision mess is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving your removable appendages with us and watching a decent serial killer film like SILENCE OF THE LAMBS again instead.

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, Polton, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME...