When your action/horror film plays more like bad dinner theater than it does good dinner theater, you know you've all-aboard-ed your way into the Restroom...
D-RAILED deals with a group of people who board a murder mystery train, only to end up as victims to a robbery, then later to a rubber suit monster after the train derails into a lake. Veteran actor Lance Henriksen shows up in the final moments to unload some backstory and collect a paycheck.
This off-the-rails mess is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this monster turd mess to us and go watch HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP again instead.
Sit back now and give a listen as Strouse, SCR, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, D-RAILED...
