When your Conjuring spinoff plays more like a cheap fan fiction film than it does a proper franchise entry, you know you've Haunted Mansion-ed your way into the Restroom...
THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA deals with a case worker (Linda Cardellini) whose two children become victim to a malevolent spirit of Mexican heritage after investigating a child abuse case. What follows are 93 minutes of autopilot scares, dumb characters, and under lit sets.
This haunted turd is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this ectoplasmic mess to us and go watch POLTERGEIST again instead.
Our special guest this time out is actress Brandi Aguilar, who can currently be seen in the Amazon thriller CLICKBAIT, and hosts her own YouTube channel, Weird Brandi Productions.
Sit back now and give a listen as Strouse, Aguilar, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA...
