Thursday, December 8, 2016

SRC 140: Santa With Muscles (1996)

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  When your family friendly holiday film plays more like a bad reaction to steroids than it does a fun Christmas romp, you know you've sex taped your way into the Restroom...

SANTA WITH MUSCLES deals with a self absorbed fitness and self help guru (Hulk Hogan) who takes a blow to head while evading the local police force (in the form of Clint Howard), and momentarily thinks he is Santa Claus.  He then uses his Santa "muscles" to help out a local orphanage from being taken over by a rejected Bond villain (Ed Begley Jr.). What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, insane plot devices, low budget special effects, and the Hulkster decked out like a gay stripper.

This muscle headed mess is available streaming online for free (HERE), but as always, you're better off leaving this boring sex tape to us and finding some other holiday fruitcake to chow down on.

Here's the pic from Hulk Hogan's website that was mentioned on the show.

Joining us as part of our Jingle Turds co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of Steel Cage Radio, More Brains!, and their newest endeavor, The Degenerate Show.

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, SANTA WITH MUSCLES...