Thursday, December 22, 2016

SRC 142: Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014)

It's JINGLE TURDS MONTH!  When your Lifetime holiday film plays more like that depressing Sarah Mclachlan adopt a pet ad than it does a fun feline Christmas romp, you know you've cat pissed your way into the Restroom...

GRUMPY CAT'S WORST CHRISTMAS EVER deals with the overexposed internet feline meme (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) who befriends a 12 year old girl (Megan Charpentier) after she makes a wish in a shopping mall wishing well and can suddenly understand every obnoxious comment the cat makes.  What follows are 85 minutes of terrible jokes, shameless product placement, Lifetime quality performances, and Aubrey Plaza half assing her performance for a quick paycheck.

This cat scratch fever mess is available for streaming on Amazon for a lousy $.99 (and even that's overpriced), but as always, you're better off leaving this cinematic feline rabies to us and finding some other Christmas animal turd to enjoy.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "Cinematic Kitty Litter" Hawkins.

Sit back now and give a listen as Griffin, Crest, & Knight flush you down the Cinematic Bowl with, GRUMPY CAT'S WORST CHRISTMAS EVER...