When your DC comic book character solo film plays more like a SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER superhero fan film than it does a unique spin on a classic property, you know you've cat scratch fevered your way into the Restroom...
CATWOMAN deals with a struggling artist (Halle Berry) who gets brought back to life by a group of CGI cats after being flushed out of a laboratory for seeing something she shouldn't have seen. Now armed with catlike abilities and a taste for raw tuna, she decks out in shredded black leather and goes to battle with a villainous makeup mogul (Sharon Stone) who wants to put a deadly face creme on the market. We catshit you not.
This feline rabies mess is available for streaming on Amazon and YouTube, but as always, you're better off leaving this stale cinematic catnip to us and go watch X-MEN again instead.
